no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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