gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Who died my cat blue again?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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