PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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