He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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