my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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