I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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