What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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