You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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