I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
