We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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