i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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