Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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