She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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