I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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