you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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