Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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