i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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