You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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