If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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