I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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