Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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