Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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