Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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