Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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