I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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