those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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