Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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