Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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