just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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