"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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