are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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