Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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