Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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