Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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