no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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