Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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