You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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