its not stalking. its research.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Randomize
