It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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