I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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