their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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