Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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