I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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