So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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