I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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