it wasn't lemon gatorade
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
