WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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