I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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