you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I need you to use more vowels.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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