I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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