physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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