East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize