I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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