I got chris browned last night
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize