He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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